I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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