i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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