Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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