I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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