im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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