Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
two words...techno handjob
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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