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I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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