No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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