she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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