did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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