He kissed a someone with a penis
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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