ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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