I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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