Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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