super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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