does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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