i permit you to call me
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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