You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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