All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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