Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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