i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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