if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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