Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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