Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
literally had 100 drinks last night.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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