Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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