i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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