Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
she smelled like a LAN party
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
it's like iHOP with fire
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
