i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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