It's Friday. Sex?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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