i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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