I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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