We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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