i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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