Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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