The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
the liver wants what the liver wants
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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