soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
the liver wants what the liver wants
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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