So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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