i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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