It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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