So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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