You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
