I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
