i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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