The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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