So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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