is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I am naked and annoyed.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You don't make any sense
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