i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i barfeds in our rink
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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