i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Randomize
