Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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