big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I supernannyed him into submission
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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