So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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