Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick has a subreddit
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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