call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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