do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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i drank out of a bidet.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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