I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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