I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
