I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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