i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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