We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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