Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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