If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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