Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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